Bacon, Kevin
victimization by Bernard Madoff of
Barkley, Charles
rarely heard excuse for running a stop sign is offered to police by
Blagojevich, Rod
efforts of to demonstrate innocence of charges of trying to sell Senate seat by giving it to someone who clearly couldn't have afforded it
Roland Burris accepts offer of to fill Obama Senate seat after first choice of said thanks but no thanks
Burris, Roland
ultimate residence of
Bush, George W.
description of by aide to Colin Powell as "this Sarah Palin-like President, because, let's face it, that's what he was"
eagerness on the part of three-fourths of the public for departure of
fondness for reading of is attested to by porcine former aide to
Bush, Laura
disagreement of with widely held belief that husband of was a disastrous president
Cheney, Dick
hatred of by vast numbers of citizens is a mystery to
notion that past eight years have been run by is dismissed by Bush loyalists as "hooey" and "bunk"
Cialella, James Joseph
charges related to shooting of fellow moviegoer in the arm by for making too much noise during Benjamin Button are filed against
Craig, Larry
decline in tourist visits to men's room where arrest of took place
Cruise, Tom
shilling for Scientology will supposedly be curtailed by
Gonzales, Alberto
self-pity of "What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?" leads to writing of setting-the-record-straight book by
Hamas
humongous can of whoop ass is opened on by Israel
Iseman, Vicki
New York Times is sued for $27 million by for making readers think John McCain was slept with by
Kennedy, Caroline
inability to stop saying "you know" of
Lyons, Ben
utter contempt of entirety of film community for
Madoff, Bernard
insanity defense is considered by lawyers for
Madonna
mockery by Sacha Baron Cohen of adoption habits of
Mahoney, Tim
investigation of in connection with the placing of the former mistress of on the congressional payroll by
Obama, Barack
Most-Admired list is topped by
Palin, Bristol
photos of first-born of fetch record prices for offspring of an until recently unknown single-mom high school dropout
Palin, Sarah
yet another descendant of is given a ridiculous name
yet another patently false statement "Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time" (really, they're doing all that during the New Year's break?) is insistently made by
Pardo, Bruce Jeffrey
plans of to flee to Canada after massacring nine people are thwarted when inferno started by causes Santa suit to melt onto the body of
Romney, Mitt
wit of
Rosenblat, Herman
too-good-to-be-true Holocaust survivor story is fabricated by
Rush, Bobby
race card in a country that just elected a black President is incongruously played by
Saltsman, Chip
efforts of to become Republican National Committee chairman include distribution of CD containing the song "Barack the Magic Negro"
Scarborough, Joe
claim of Bush administration's blamelessness in current Israel-Hamas strife by elicits strong rebuttal "You know, you have such a stunningly superficial knowledge of what went on that it's almost embarrassing to listen to you" by co-host's father
Spears, Britney
no one wants to live next door to
Stewart, Dave
luxury vibrator is marketed by
Times Square
40 tons of New Year's trash are left in
Trump, Donald
unending pettiness of
Warren, Rick
Falwell's face is worn with a goatee by
Winehouse, Amy
squalid details of life of
Zune
problems with leap year of